August + Drake

  • Drake:Babe, this is my mom Sandi
  • Drake's mama:*gives me a hug* its nice to finally meet you.
  • Me:You too.
  • Drake:I'll go and get the bags ok?
  • Me:ok. *waits till hes out of earshot* I forgive you.
  • Drakes mama:...for what?
  • Me:killing dr martin luther king.
  • Drakes mama:i-I didn't kill- im sorry what?
  • Me:I know that silly! I mean you're old and everything but you're canadian. I'm just saying I accept your apology on behalf of your white brethren:)
  • Drakes mama:...can we talk about somethin else please?
  • Me:ok Sandi I see the topic of racism makes you uncomfortable. I was just saying that your sons prowess in the bedroom doesnt make up for your assistance in murdering a civil rights leader but I am starting to forgive you. We can talk about it another time tho (:
  • Drakes mama:....
  • Me:anyway im glad we could make it up here I wanted to meet you before the baby came:)
  • Drake:*comes back in and puts his arm around me* ahh my two favorite ladies in one room