Drake's mama:*gives me a hug* its nice to finally meet you.
Drake:I'll go and get the bags ok?
Me:ok. *waits till hes out of earshot* I forgive you.
Drakes mama:...for what?
Me:killing dr martin luther king.
Drakes mama:i-I didn't kill- im sorry what?
Me:I know that silly! I mean you're old and everything but you're canadian. I'm just saying I accept your apology on behalf of your white brethren:)
Drakes mama:...can we talk about somethin else please?
Me:ok Sandi I see the topic of racism makes you uncomfortable. I was just saying that your sons prowess in the bedroom doesnt make up for your assistance in murdering a civil rights leader but I am starting to forgive you. We can talk about it another time tho (:
Me:anyway im glad we could make it up here I wanted to meet you before the baby came:)
Drake:*comes back in and puts his arm around me* ahh my two favorite ladies in one room